Washington Generals, they would be sharing a name with the exhibition basketball team but, with only five winning seasons in the last 20 years, they are looking a lot like an exhibition football team.
Washington Muggles, since the team insists on using an offensive name, why not meet in the middle. Stay true to the organization and use an offensive name but a mythical one. And it would partner well with the pro basketball team, the Washington Wizards. It's a win-win. I can envision it now, cheerleaders on brooms, Voldemort themed games, Harry Potter themed fight songs, this could be it.
Washington Aliens, the movie was awful, but it would be cool to have a rivalry themed Cowboys versus Aliens.
Washington Lobbyists, just in case the team wanted to go with a politically accurate name. And just like Lobbyists, the team can continue actively acting against the best interest of its fans.
Washington Bobcats, the name is awful but this could be about coming full circle to the two years of extremely average basketball Michael Jordan played for the Washington Wizards. There's a world where Michael Jordan dropped the Bobcats name so his old city could later rebrand its NFL team. Michael Jordan is the gift that keeps giving.
All jokes aside, it is time that the team changes the name. Refranchising is in the best interest of a team that has not had any real success since 1991 and, far more significantly, continues to insult an already disenfranchised section of the population.