I miss the days when it felt like, at any given moment, a player might do something unpredictable. Now even when that moment comes, it feels scientific and manufactured, not creative and ingenious. For example, Kevin De Bruyne's signature out-swinging cross to the back post is enjoyable to see but loses its magic when you realize coaches instruct their players to play that ball because analytics say it's a great way to create a goal-scoring opportunity. And if you watch any game this weekend, count how many times you see teams try that same cross; it'll be plenty.
It's like the first time that one annoying classmate (apologies if you were that kid) told you Santa Claus does not exist. You still appreciate the gifts, but it hits differently when you realize your parents were behind it all.
Go look at the Premier League goals of the month from any random month in the early 2000s, and you'll see the difference in entertainment value to their counterparts from 2023.